Phantasmagoric
Phantasmagoric
so-humorous:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

#amazing

so-humorous:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

#amazing

youngvlcanoes:

Spoiled white girl takes laptop on a walk to make food

youngvlcanoes:

Spoiled white girl takes laptop on a walk to make food

slytherin-bitches-givin-stitches:

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

Oh my GAWD

slytherin-bitches-givin-stitches:

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

Oh my GAWD

beaceex:

you can get this item >here< for less than $10 what a bargain it is!!

beaceex:

you can get this item >here< for less than $10 what a bargain it is!!

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

monochromepanda:

liveeverything:

How to Avoid Feelings: a lesson by Pooh

feat:

if you ever tell me something and ask me not to tell anyone.. my best friend isn’t included 

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

american-fuckin-horror-story:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

wake up i’m blind and i want cereal

american-fuckin-horror-story:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

wake up i’m blind and i want cereal

joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

laineybutts:

kirigiriurl:

praising your kid for doing something “normal” people do and outright acknowledging it as something abnormal for them (“you finally came out of your cave upstairs!” “you finally put some nice clothes on!”) has a very real chance of making them feel like their normal is below average and looked down upon

tldr don’t say shit like “oh, youre talking to us, this is new”

dear lord jesus yes



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